my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter
in soviet russia country fight for you
I'm not immature and giggly and embarrassed about sex but dicks make me laugh sometimes because they look so goddamn silly to me and not erotic at all. To be fair butts, and tits and vaginas don't look erotic to me either, they just look like body parts, but there's something about weiners flopping around that makes me laugh really hard like a middle schooler.
Daniel Radcliffe’s as Igor in Frankenstein
so basically what harry would have looked like if lily had married snape