zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
I’m just a big booger.
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
You can disarm a scorpio by surprising them with your selflessness.
Scorpios are not in it for the fame, the money, or the prestige. They are in it for the power. What is “it”? What kind of power? We cannot answer that, but do know they definitely have power over something
Purge yourself of unnecessary things in your life, Scorpio. Rid yourself of your mortal flesh. Ascend to your true form