teal-deer:

Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)

anus:

image

dajo42:

the generation that cancelled firefly and removed pluto’s planetary status are getting too old to stop us bringing both of them back

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian)