i’m not straight and i can’t really tell any of my family and it wouldn’t be an issue except i’m at a wedding and my entire extended family is here and i’m trying to figure out which ones wouldn’t care and which ones would disapprove so i know who to invite if i end up marrying someone not male, which is making me tired and sad.

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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milkself:

my style can be best described as “whatever I don’t have to wear a bra with”


(Source: bibliophilebunny)

jeffrey-dean-morgan:

lmao it’s so hot in california rn that all school sports were cancelled and teachers are recommending to stay outside as least as possible

'You're looking awfully skinny'

ghoul-girl-feedist:

Is pretty much my favorite thing to say to my love before shoving something in his mouth.