confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

railroadsoftware:

something interesting that i have noticed: for a native english speaker, such as myself, who has spoken english throughout their entire life and has been completely surrounded by it, it is actually quite an easy language to master  


(Source: positivelycrippled)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality)


(Source: tymothius)

Anonymous asked:
how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen


ethanosaurus:

moriartybby:

takenbyaugustuswaters:

moucaaa:

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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dont they do that every where?

We do that in france too… Is it not normal?…

we do that here in the Emirates as well, whats wrong with it???

We do that in Norway too, Germany. 

We began to do that in some groceries, in Québec, too… so count Canada in.

omg haha america isn’t so bad after all…


disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.