i’m not straight and i can’t really tell any of my family and it wouldn’t be an issue except i’m at a wedding and my entire extended family is here and i’m trying to figure out which ones wouldn’t care and which ones would disapprove so i know who to invite if i end up marrying someone not male, which is making me tired and sad.


me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)



if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.


when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time

(Source: lumixercalderic)


my style can be best described as “whatever I don’t have to wear a bra with”

(Source: bibliophilebunny)


lmao it’s so hot in california rn that all school sports were cancelled and teachers are recommending to stay outside as least as possible

'You're looking awfully skinny'


Is pretty much my favorite thing to say to my love before shoving something in his mouth.